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Browse ready-to-customize AI assistants for sales, the front office, and back-office admin — plus creative tools, team training, home setups, and drone services. Every offering is built around how you work; request a quote and we'll send a payment link when you're ready.
Packages & prices
Our ready-to-go assistant packages for Florida trades, small businesses, and solo pros. Every package has a one-time setup fee and a monthly care plan. Other products below are quoted to fit.
Squire
For solo pros and one-truck businesses that miss calls while on the job.
Setup (one time)
$495
Already our lowest price
$99/month care plan
Knight
For businesses with a crew or someone in the office.
Founder setup (one time)
$795 Regular price $1,750
You save $955
$245/month care plan
Everything in Squire, plus:
Paladin
For growing businesses that want more of the day handled.
Founder setup (one time)
$1,295 Regular price from $3,750+
You save at least $2,455
from $495/month care plan
Everything in Knight, plus:
Founder Special: Florida businesses only, for the first 200 that sign up, while spots remain. It lowers the one-time setup fee only; monthly prices don’t change. Extras are priced separately. Care plans have a 3-month minimum, then go month to month. Texting and phone-line fees are billed at our cost.
Offerings
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Try a different word, like calls, invoices, or drones, or . Still not finding it? We build custom bots — tell us what you need.
Win more customers, keep your name out there, and follow up on every lead.
Qualifies prospects, answers product and service questions, and nudges ready buyers toward a booked call or purchase — then hands warm leads to you with the conversation attached.
Custom quote
Reviews your sales conversations and pipeline to surface what buyers care about, their common objections, and where deals stall — then suggests honest, customer-first ways to improve your close rate. No pressure tactics.
Custom quote
Plans campaigns, drafts ads, emails, and posts in your voice, and keeps a content calendar so marketing actually happens on schedule. You approve before anything goes out.
Custom quote
Drafts and schedules posts for your channels and replies to common comments and questions, so your pages stay active without eating your evenings.
Custom quote
Drafts search-friendly blog posts and page copy in your voice, built around the questions your customers actually search for. You review and publish.
Custom quote
Asks happy customers for a review at the right moment and drafts thoughtful replies to new reviews — good or bad — for you to approve.
Custom quote
Captures job details, photos, and contact info before you call back — so every callback starts with a clear picture of the work.
Custom quote
Answer every call, chat, and question — even when you’re on a job.
Texts and calls back when you miss a call, qualifies the lead, books the job, and follows up so callers don't hang up and dial a competitor.
From $495 setup + $99/mo
Answers calls 24/7 with a natural-sounding voice, handles common questions, takes messages, and routes urgent calls to the right person right away.
Custom quote
An FAQ and chat bubble on your site — like Paladin on this one — that answers common questions and captures leads while you're offline.
Custom quote
Handles common support questions across chat and email using your policies and FAQs, and hands off to a real person whenever a question needs one.
Custom quote
A calendar scheduling helper that offers open slots, books appointments, and sends confirmations so less back-and-forth lands in your inbox.
Custom quote
Hand off the paperwork: estimates, invoices, taxes, hiring, documents, and notes.
For rideshare and delivery drivers, freelancers, side hustlers, and other 1099 workers. Tracks mileage and expenses, estimates your quarterly taxes, reminds you to set aside a percentage of each payout, sorts receipts into Schedule C categories, sends deadline reminders, and preps an organized summary for your tax preparer.
It organizes and estimates — it isn’t tax advice. Always confirm with a tax professional.
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Inbox help plus review and follow-up sequences that stay polite, stop when someone replies, and keep warm leads from going cold.
Custom quote
Turns your job notes and photos into clean, consistent estimates and proposals ready for your review — less paperwork at the kitchen table after a long day.
Custom quote
Drafts invoices, sends polite reminders on unpaid ones, and tidies receipts and expenses so handing off to your bookkeeper is easy. Not tax or legal advice.
Custom quote
Screens applicants with your own questions and walks new hires through your training docs and checklists step by step, so everyone starts on the same page.
Custom quote
Summarizes long documents and contracts in plain language and flags key dates, deadlines, and terms worth a closer look. Not legal advice.
Custom quote
Turns calls and meetings into clear notes, action items, and reminders, so follow-through doesn't depend on anyone's memory.
Custom quote
Make content, dig up answers, and get your team confident with AI.
Creates on-brand images for posts, ads, and listings in your colors and style — with a few variations to choose from.
Custom quote
Turns your script or idea into short promo and explainer videos for social media, your website, or ads.
Custom quote
Researches competitors, markets, suppliers, or any topic and delivers a clear summary with sources you can check.
Custom quote
Hands-on workshops that teach your team to use AI tools safely and productively in their real day-to-day work — from first prompts to time-saving workflows.
Custom quote
Smart home setups, private servers, and drone services.
Custom home AI and assistant setups tailored to your devices, routines, and how you want your house to respond.
Custom quote
Drone security offerings from Chaotic Paladin — aerial coverage for property checks and situational awareness. Tell us your site and goals for a custom plan.
Custom quote
Personal and home server builds or setup help — privacy-minded machines for files, media, automation, or self-hosted tools. Scoped to what you need.
Custom quote
Drone photos and video of a roof or property, turned into an organized, AI-assisted report that points out areas worth a closer look — handy for roofers, property managers, and homeowners.
Custom quote
Need a bot, combo, or hardware setup that isn’t listed? Describe the workflow or goal and we’ll design something that fits.
FAQ
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Our AI assistants come in three packages, each with a one-time setup fee and a monthly care plan: Squire $495 setup + $99/month, Knight $795 setup with the Founder Special (regularly $1,750) + $245/month, and Paladin $1,295 setup with the Founder Special (regularly from $3,750) + from $495/month. The Founder Special is for the first 200 Florida businesses, while spots remain, and covers the setup fee only. Extras and the other products on this page are quoted after a short conversation. No surprise fees — you'll see the quote before you pay.
Yes. Many clients combine a missed-call assistant with website chat, booking, or follow-up sequences. Use the request form, pick "Custom," and describe what you want — we'll propose a package that fits.
No. Our bots draft, organize, summarize, and remind — you stay in charge of what gets sent and decided. The invoice & bookkeeping helper isn't tax or legal advice, the Gig Worker Tax Assistant organizes and estimates but isn't tax advice, the document & contract summarizer isn't legal advice, and the sales analytics bot is built to help you serve customers better, not pressure them. Anything important should still get a human (or professional) review.
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